Church Installs Trapdoor That Activates If Woman Approaches Pulpit

The CTCR opinion on this practice will totally miss the point of the joke, come out in 20 years, and state that the Bible neither explicitly condemns nor condones this practice so we better not hurt anybody’s feelings. https://babylonbee.com/news/church-installs-trapdoor-that-activates-if-woman-approaches-pulpit